A friend (Edward) sent me to a link that is surely scientifically backed since it perfectly conforms to what I expect. If I were a university professor, I would likely be teaching a language (Greek) or classes in biblical studies. So clearly, as you can see from this link, I am mega-hot.
Go ahead and disagree, Chuck, but science has my back.

Chuck Grantham
Hot or not, you guys are definitely very pathetic.
Got a study on that one?
Eric
I am sad now.
Mike Aubrey
Don't listen him, Eric, I doubled check with my wife, language guys are both hot and awesome.
Eric
Finally! Someone with a nice scientific head on his shoulders.
Chuck Grantham
The only thing a wife's opinion about her husband proves upon typical examination of the husband is that women are indeed the nobler sex.
Eric
True dat.